The Definition Of......

So what does it mean to "play the fetus card"?
To "play the fetus card" means I get to have what I want because I am having Ron's baby. I only play the fetus card with Ron so none of you have anything to worry about.
Here are some examples of when I play the fetus card
1. when i would rather stay at home under a comfy blanket than get all dressed up to go somewhere when i'm going to be tired within 45 minutes anyways.
2. when I don't want to get up from my seated postion to get a drink or a snack.
3. when I have a seriously cut-short workout at the gym
4. when I say something to Ron that sounds insane to him but perfectly normal to me
5. when bedtime creeps down to 8:30pm



I know I won't be able to play the fetus card forever, so I will try to get all I can out of it before it's cute-ness wears off or it becomes downright annoying.
If you feel that I have recently played the fetus card on you, please feel free to comment below.

Love ya'll!